Dear Daddy, Mommy and Aunty,

I was just looking at photos of myself over the last year and almost had a seizure when I saw pictures of my second birthday in July. I know I’m a handsome dog with a beautiful family, but can anyone explain the presence of a Kung Fu Panda toy? It’s right there, next to my cheeseburger. Is it eyeing it as well?

Or was there a subliminal message that a furry four-pawed pet won’t understand? Write back to me, for I love all of you.

PS: Aunty I hope this is a great year for you. You’ll definitely find a job and things will look up.

Love, Toby.

Woof!