Good afternoon, how has everyone been? It’s a mighty cold and gloomy day in Victoria and the best part is – we’re in the last few days of Autumn. Looking forward to winter, anyone? It’s the time of the pregnancy stage where Michele’s belly is beginning to show. Granted, she was carrying some post-birth weight… [Read more…]
May 23, 2012
With Peanut’s impending arrival in about six months’ time, Michele and I have been shopping around for a stroller which ticks all our boxes: 1) Light 2) Ferries two kids plus the ability to switch seat to capsule and vice versa 3) Capsule must face parent 4) Stylish 5) Suggests parents have a combined income… [Read more…]
August 8, 2010
Our lovely abode has been plagued by lots and lots of long, brown hair lately. Mostly, they belong to Michele as the onset of postpartum hair loss rears her ugly head (pardon the pun). Some of the more obvious spots for her hair to collect are the bathroom, our bed and generally everywhere else that… [Read more…]
March 30, 2010
We arrived at Frances Perry just after 1.15am. It’s March 17 2010. Thanks to the kind instructions of the midwives, I parked at the 30 minute car parking on the ground level. The traffic attendants only come out to prowl after 7am, so I could leave Thumper out there for five hours. Michele stepped out… [Read more…]
March 27, 2010
Hello, I hope everyone is well. At 2.30am on 16 March, Michele shook me on the shoulders vigourously and stirred me from my sleep. I had only went to bed several hours before after a long day at work, a heavy dinner and a light beer while watching the telly. Suffice to say, I was… [Read more…]
March 25, 2010
Hello, I hope you are all well. My brief hiatus from The Marching Jester has been a most refreshing one. I am the father of a gorgeous boy. Levi Benjamin Matara-Ng was born via a caesarian birth on March 17 at 4.32pm. Our first child, our most beautiful child. It truly has been a most… [Read more…]
March 11, 2010
Hello, I hope you are well. I took Michele and Caroline out to Williamstown for lunch today. There has been a lot of nervous and anxious energy in the house lately and I thought some fresh air would be great for the family. Besides, the wretched weather that has made international news in the past… [Read more…]
March 10, 2010
Hello, I hope everyone has been well. The ETA of Baby is March 20, which means as of today, it’s 10 days left of normalcy for me. But for Michele, it’s another 10 days of cruel torture. They have been threatening for weeks, but the ominous signs are now visible. In the last few days,… [Read more…]
March 7, 2010
A lovely morning my beautiful readers, and welcome to the final episode of The Fortnightly Belly Show. Yes, witness the triumphant arrival of a King and a Jedi as they battle the apocalyptic and nefarious Dragon Emperor and an ugly resurrection by hurling insults and big boobed heroines along a tree named road artery. Now,… [Read more…]
March 4, 2010
WARNING: GRAPHIC VIDEO MIGHT SHOCK, PUT YOU OFF HAVING A BABY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY INCREASE DVD SALES OF THE ALIEN SERIES.
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