A lovely morning my beautiful readers, and welcome to the final episode of The Fortnightly Belly Show. Yes, witness the triumphant arrival of a King and a Jedi as they battle the apocalyptic and nefarious Dragon Emperor and an ugly resurrection by hurling insults and big boobed heroines along a tree named road artery. Now,… [Read more…]
February 23, 2010
Hello, I hope you have been well. Complications are the name of the game in this fortnight’s update. Michele, who is only tiny, wakes up most morning racked with pain. I guess the only words to use – for the lack of better words – are her small frame isn’t coping too well with the… [Read more…]
February 8, 2010
I can’t believe it myself, but my wonderful fortnight series has now reached double figures. Which only means Michele and I don’t have long to go before Baby arrives. Speaking of not having long to go, Michele is absolutely hanging for Baby to pop. They say every woman is different and deals with pregnancy with… [Read more…]
January 24, 2010
Not long to go now before this series comes to an end, and not one moment too soon. Baby has had a growth spurt of epic proportions and we have witnessed Michele’s belly grow by over an inch in circumference in the last week! It truly is another two months of extreme discomfort for my… [Read more…]
January 11, 2010
Hello, I hope you have been escaping this wretched summer heat and stayed cool as I did. Michele’s 30 weeks preggers today, which pretty much means we only have a quarter of our wonderful ‘Big Belly’ journey left. When we discovered the pregnancy at five weeks, we had not anticipated the changes (both physically and… [Read more…]
January 3, 2010
Good day to all of you, and a Happy 2010 to readers. How have you been? How else to start this cold start to new summer – 16 degrees on a summer arvo anyone? – than another update on Baby. I’m a little late this week, and other than blaming the Christmas festivities and a… [Read more…]
December 17, 2009
Hello, how is everyone? Michele’s belly has now gotten so huge, I can no longer lie on her. Actually, I haven’t been on top of her (no dirty thoughts here ha!) for many weeks now. At best, I could just lay my hand on it, a book or a half eaten pizza. Most times, I… [Read more…]
December 7, 2009
Hello, I hope you are all well. It’s been a pretty difficult fortnight for Michele and I. We are learning so much about pregnancy and all its side effects and mostly deal with it fine as all new parents-to-be do. Everything has been covered in pregnancy books and we’ve all taken it in our stride.… [Read more…]
November 23, 2009
Hi there, and welcome to your fornightly belly update. While munching on a salad last week, Michele’s gums began to bleed. For a brief moment I thought Michele’s teeth – due to calcium deficiencies caused by the pregnancy – had fallen out and I was about to cheer and do the Kumbayah. As it turned… [Read more…]
November 12, 2009
Good morning, and this is your regular belly news. At 20 weeks, Michele now displays a couple of physical changes that’s really testing her body. As a result, she’s in a great deal of physical pain and discomfort. Her ankles and feet have begun to swell, making any homo sapiens activity with an upright posture… [Read more…]
March 7, 2010
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